Porn + Pumpkins = Pornkins. Seriously?

Sometimes even I am amazed at what products  end up reaching the marketplace. Case in point... Pornkins. They are porn-themed pumpkin carving stencils for all your naughty pumpkin needs. Is there really a market for this? People buy them?

(WARNING: You can click here to see the other Pornkins stencils, but I'm warning you that they are VERY graphic and VERY NSFW! Way more graphic than the example I've shown here. This one is downright Disney compared to a couple of them. I think I'll go wash my eyes out with soap...)

Skulls are so fashionable

Is it just me, or does it seem like skulls are appearing in more and more fashion spreads lately?

(Click here to see the second photo uncensored.)

These old men look kind of HOT!

I don't remember where I found this image, but these old fellas are looking good!

(Click here to see this photo uncensored)

One, Two, Freddy's... Naked!

A bodypainted Freddy Krueger costume? Genius! (Click here to see more bodypaint costumes, including a pretty cool "Kill Bill" yellow jumpsuit.)

Sexy & Scary

by photographer Caleb Oglesby

(Too see this collage of photos uncensored, click here)

It's Naked Week!

Since this blog began, some of the most popular posting have involved nudity. Well, as a gift to you, I'm going to fill the rest of this week with Halloween-style nakedness.
Before we move forward though, let us first look back.
Here are some naked postings from the past...

-Nude in a mask
-Costumed nudes
-Nude with a monster
-Nude with a giant skull
-Graveyard nudes
-Knitting nude
-Pumpkin carving nude
-Anatomical nude
-Frankenstein's bride nude
-Devil mask nude
-Pumpkin head nude
-Pumpkin butt nude
-Bat-covered nude
-Painted butt nude
-Human beer-tap nude
-X-rated nude
-X-ray nude
-Sugar-skull nude

***Ok, they're not really naked.  Some are just topless while others are downright covered.  They all fall within the general theme of exposed skin though.  And it sounds much better to call it "Naked Week" rather than "Sometimes Naked, But Occasionally Covered Week".

These are a few of my favorite things...

Knitting naked women, symmetry and skulls. Who could ask for anything more?


(To see the uncensored version of this photo by the outrageously talented Merkley, click here)

Half of you probably didn't even notice she's wearing a mask

Photo by Elene Usdin. (The uncensored version, as well as many other beautiful photos by this artist, can be found here)

Devil mask nudes

By photographer Bil Brown. Thirty-three additional images of this nude lass with the devil mask after the jump. (Warning: These images contain nudity and are NSFW.)

Fashion mag skull

I know that my duty as a red-blooded American male is to desire the topless blonde model in these photos. But when I gaze upon this fashion magazine spread, my very first thought is "Wow! I want that giant silver skull. Oh the things I could do with a skull like that." So what does that make me?





(For uncensored, NSFW shots from this photoshoot, click here.)