Porn + Pumpkins = Pornkins. Seriously?

Sometimes even I am amazed at what products  end up reaching the marketplace. Case in point... Pornkins. They are porn-themed pumpkin carving stencils for all your naughty pumpkin needs. Is there really a market for this? People buy them?

(WARNING: You can click here to see the other Pornkins stencils, but I'm warning you that they are VERY graphic and VERY NSFW! Way more graphic than the example I've shown here. This one is downright Disney compared to a couple of them. I think I'll go wash my eyes out with soap...)

Pumpkin inspiration

If you need some pumpkin carving inspiration this year, check here.

A virtual pumpkin

A virtual pumpkin that you can carve? What will they think of next? It's the perfect way to kill time and test out new jack-o-lantern designs. Click here to start cutting.

(Via Men-oo-she-a.)

Carving pumpkins in the nude

I guess that would be one way to avoid getting pumpkin guts all over my shirt.

Photo by Emil Jianu. **Warning: This site contains artistic nudity.

The king of pumpkin carving

Wow! This guy's pumpkins are amazing! I'd love to see one of his pieces in person.




(Via Boing Boing)