Chocolate coffins, hearses and skeletons

Check out the wonderfully macabre chocolates from Pushin' Daisies.

How to bury a Star Trek fan

You're a huge Star Trek fan. You go to the conventions. You know every episode by heart. You wear your uniform while on jury duty. But you can only "live long and prosper" for so long. What about once you die? How will you let the universe know that you're the ultimate Trekkie? Well, regardless of whether you prefer the idea of burial or cremation, this company has got you covered. Coming in 2009, they will be releasing a line of urns and caskets that "feature a bold design reminiscent of the 24th century styling of the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet".

Morgan Freeman taking a bubble bath in a casket

Morgan Freeman as Count Dracula on "The Electric Company". What more is there to say?

Casket Furniture

If you've ever wanted a house full of casket-shaped furniture, I have just the place for you. This company produces casket-shaped beds, couches, bookcases, coffee tables, phonebooths, entertainment centers, motorcycle trailers, and much much more. And the best part? When death comes knocking at your door, each and every one of these items can be converted into a useable casket. (And really, who doesn't dream of someday being buried in their coffee table?)

Also be sure to check out their line of casket-shaped pool tables, cigar boxes and wine holders.