Creepy dolls

If you really want to warp your kid, get them one of these dolls. (Additional images can be found here. And if you're interested in making a purchase but don't speak Russian, e-mail them at info@boontart.ru)

Living Dead Pencil Sharpener

I would consider using pencils again if I could sharpen them with something like this. Unfortunately, they're currently sold out. They can still be found on eBay, but paying $45 for a pencil sharpener seems outrageous to me. Still, this would look pretty great on my desk.

Scary Clowns

I was already familiar with Krypt Kiddies - a line of collectible horror baby dolls. Now I find out that this same company produces a line of Krypt Kiddies clowns. (Or maybe it's "klowns"?) Now I'm not usually afraid of clowns, but these things give me the willies. If I woke up in the middle of the night and saw this demonic fella staring at me, I'd have a heartattack.