"Get your ice-cold Pop Stache..."

The "Pop Stache" is a plastic bottle ring that "snaps onto your favorite bottle to add fun to your drinking experience (and) can also be used to identify your own drink." There must be a way that I could steal this concept and make it more Halloween-y. Hmmmm...

Poodle disguise for Dobermans

Is your dog unfairly judged simply because of his breed? Do adults pull their children away from your gentle pooch because he looks like a killer? If so, this disguise kit is for you. Included you will find all the necessary materials for turning your Doberman into a Poodle. Coming soon, the company will also be selling kits that turn German Shepherds into a Golden Retrievers, and Bull Mastiffs into Old English Sheepdogs.

UPDATE:
It looks like the company is not currently producing this product. However, if you contact them, you may be able to get on their waiting list.