Poodle disguise for Dobermans

Is your dog unfairly judged simply because of his breed? Do adults pull their children away from your gentle pooch because he looks like a killer? If so, this disguise kit is for you. Included you will find all the necessary materials for turning your Doberman into a Poodle. Coming soon, the company will also be selling kits that turn German Shepherds into a Golden Retrievers, and Bull Mastiffs into Old English Sheepdogs.

UPDATE:
It looks like the company is not currently producing this product. However, if you contact them, you may be able to get on their waiting list.